TinTin
Thru Hiker
Not sure where I saw mention of this last night, it may have been a question on a quiz show. Bear Grylls list several methods of going for a poo in the wild. Oddly he uses "number one" to do a number 2. My knees are getting very creaky these days and I need to review my "method" What's your favourite?
I'm thinking off using my poles and adopt the downhill ski position to give the old knees a bit of help.
Here are Bear's proclaimed favourites. Not sure I'm up for the date methods, you'd need to be very friendly.
“Number one is the ‘lean to’ (he holds onto a tree trunk and squats), but you can, of course, go for the ‘free solo’ (squats unaided).
“My favourite is the ‘kung-fu method’ (he squats on one leg with the other outstretched). It has dangers with the back of the boot. Then you have the ‘first date’ which is when you’re with someone and you go back to back linking arms.
“The ‘second date’ is when you know each other better (Bear and Cara face each other, hold hands and squat).”
I'm thinking off using my poles and adopt the downhill ski position to give the old knees a bit of help.
Here are Bear's proclaimed favourites. Not sure I'm up for the date methods, you'd need to be very friendly.
“Number one is the ‘lean to’ (he holds onto a tree trunk and squats), but you can, of course, go for the ‘free solo’ (squats unaided).
“My favourite is the ‘kung-fu method’ (he squats on one leg with the other outstretched). It has dangers with the back of the boot. Then you have the ‘first date’ which is when you’re with someone and you go back to back linking arms.
“The ‘second date’ is when you know each other better (Bear and Cara face each other, hold hands and squat).”